Adam Bowers

Wendell, a neurotic, aimless twentysomething, struggles to figure out which woman he really belongs with: Joanna, the best person he's ever known, or Vicky, the worst. His friend, Dave, helps him sort through his thoughts as Wendell discovers not only who he should be with, but who he truly is under all that neuroses.

A woman can’t unsee how everything around her is dumb and sucks

A pizza cook who's never left his college town meets the woman of his dreams before finding out there's a huge roadblock to them being together.