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Tali's stepdad promises to keep her secrets from her mom, as long as she promises to open her legs to him.

Lesbian teen Whitney is coerced by her girlfriend Paige into straight threesome with her stepdad Bruce. He explains he is using dirt he has on Paige to coerce her into following his instructions, including luring Whitney here for sex.

Clown Porn: The Parody takes you deep inside the most bizarre look at the adult industry, narrated by beaver hunter "Steve Swirlin." He takes you on an unparalleled journey though the genres of pornography in a way that will make your head spin. From the Educational Erotica to the dark realms of B.D.S.M., this movie will leave you laughing and wondering why you're aroused. Clown Porn: The Parody is not really a parody, but in fact a party game to play with your friends! This is the movie that will be played at all your wildest parties!

Reagan thinks she's all alone and decides to get cozy with her favorite sex toy. when she hears noises from the other room she gets up to investigate. still naked with her vibe in hand, she finds her stepson and stepdaughter fucking like rabbits; what's a horny stepmom supposed to do?

All young women harbor a secret fantasy that only a select few ever fill. That fantasy? Being with an experienced older man. GIRLS WITH DADDY ISSUES explores this deeply imbedded psycho-sexual kink. The girls in this movie all find a man to call "sugar daddy", but it's not their money they're after - it's the sugar.

All star cast offers 100% stroke value! If you are a lover of the hit show Modern Family then you will want to clue into this parody of the hit show. It's sure to leave you satisfied and drained in every possible way!!

Bid high or bid low, these storage whores are ready to win the cock! These filthy storage whores are so greedy, they guzzle all the semen to the last drop! Honey, look at this swing we found! I came for the whoreage!

When they're bad they're better! From the twisted mind of director Kelly Holland cums five steamy stories of what's really going on behind the neighbor's front door. They're not desperate, they are just desperately depraved which makes them so much cooler! You never know how your neighbors fuck but this will give you a really good idea since these scenes are based off of your stories!

Riley Star: My stepdaddy is such an outdoors man. Aria Lee: My stepdad always gets me ready for the day, but today I am a little tired. Sage Andrews: The other day I was so horny I started playing with my pussy in the bath. Chanel Grey: My stepdad is such a good guy.

Young, fresh and ready to drain you dry! These wet behind the ears and between the legs cuties are just waiting to go-the-distance to get into your heart and into your pants! They want what you're packin' to fill their every desire and then spew your liquid lust all over their eagerly awaiting lips and bountiful breasts!

Teens love to explore their bodies. Better yet, they love when others explore their bodies. Cock sucking, pussy licking, a dick deep inside their pussy, it's all in the name of learning!

When world famous artist Bigga Wang has his designer dildo collection stolen, it's up to hotshot detective Olive (Honey Gold) to track it down. Olive is convinced the robbery has local crime boss Draco's trademark style all over it. Finding no real help from fellow detectives Alexa (Monique Alexander) and Gabby (Whitney Wright) or the chief of police, and with her ass on the line, Olive follows a tip from an anonymous informant to a warehouse where Draco is looking to unload his ill-gotten gains. Knowing her tits can open more doors than her badge, Olive shows up incognito in a knockout red dress. Little does Olive know, Draco has a mole in the precinct, and before she can buy the million dollar dildos, Draco thinks she should sample the goods. Normally she might be shy, but Olive is undercover, and Draco is kind of cute...and she did swear an oath to do whatever it takes to bring the bad guys to justice!

"Girl, when I was your age I sucked more cock than a hooker! I would wake up every morning with a load of full of cum still in my mouth... so if you want to give your hot boyfriends a sucking session that will drain his balls and give him a smile on his face for a week, let momma show you how to do it right! Sometimes young girls like you have the right idea, but lack the experience- so let mom show you how hot and messy a real blowjob can get! It's about teaching, but it's really about sucking cock... the right way!"

As the head cheerleader dating the coolest Frat brother on campus, Heather (Kirsten Price) seems to have the perfect life. But underneath it all deception and cheating seem to rule the day. When Heather has finally had enough, she exposes the truth about those who have betrayed her on a pirate radio station with the help of her geeky best friend Ralph (Seth Gamble). After exposing the Chancellor's illicit affairs on the air he sends campus cops hunting for them, looking to expel them from school and lock them up for good. Will Heather escape from her uncertain future and find love in an unexpected place? Tune in and find out!

Meet the Cheerleaders of Innocent High. No one cares about touchdowns, because they just want to score! After she's spanked over the desk, Barbie Love shows her teacher who's really in charge - by taking his cock all the way down her throat. Cheerleader cutie Bree Olson gets even more pep in her step when teacher fucks her silly. Halia Hill's pigtails are pulled as she's fucked from behind in the locker room. Kissy Kapri gets stretched to her limits...and a mouth full of cream from coach. Back in the locker room, Rihanna Rimes gets her bare pussy licked and filled with man meat. Looks like it's time to hit the showers. Goooo...team!

Everyone likes "cumming" across something new, and these 5 beauties are as fresh as they get! Remember to go easy on them - they are just beginners!

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After school activities is where she really shines!

When their former teammate is taken hostage, a super squad of bad ass beauties reunite for one last mission; to infiltrate the criminal cartel and rescue their fallen friend.

Will Leia succumb to the darkside of the force? Will Han shoot first? Will Chewy get lucky? You will get all the answers, and much, much more in this adult parody of Episode IV: A New Hope.

Arietta is one of those girls who loves flaunting what she has. From her gorgeous red hair to her wet bare pussy she shows it all! When Scarlett catches a guy taking pics of her on the sly, she does what he could only dream she'd do; she invites him over to her place to take some very private photos. Lacy had just met her favorite DJ and when he invites this sexy redhead over to his place, she's determined to leave him with a lasting impression. April can't understand her stepdad; when she wears skimpy clothes he tells her to go change but when she walks around naked, he can't help but grabbing that ass!

Congratulations on becoming a porn star, now here is a load of cum to the face! Watch these new girls show you how even though they are new, they fuck like they have been doing it for years!

Amy's boyfriend and fellow reporter Mark Gamble has been kidnapped by a drug smuggling biker gang. She seeks out the A-Team, because nobody else can help her.

It's Katie's (Lexi Lore) 18th birthday today, so the neighbor brought over some cupcakes. Michael (Derrick Pierce) tenses but plays it cool, telling him that his step-daughter is not feeling so well today. When Michael returns to Katie, who obediently and sensually licks the icing he scooped off the cupcake from his finger, it seems like he's anything but a good step-father. After looking for her friend Emma (Kay Carter), Lucy (Jojo Kiss) finally finds her having a perfectly friendly chat with Lucy's step-dad, Mr. Edwards (Dick Chibbles). Emma gushes that "I had no idea your step-dad's a policeman, Lucy, you never talk about him!" Lucy seems in a hurry to bring Emma back to her room, saying they should get back to studying.

Kelly and her new "friend" are grinding away when Kelly asks him to cum for her. He pulls out at the last minute and pops his load all over Kelly's ass. They're just finishing up when Al and Peg return, catching them in the act! Peggy is happy enough with her marriage to Al, but once in a while she wonders how things could have been different if she married her high school flame. She allows her mind and fingers to wander as she fantasizes! Kelly's date shows up just in time; she was so horny she was masturbating right before he arrived. She flashes her titties at him, then draws him in for a kiss. He's quick to get the hint and pulls her skirt up to get their "date" started!

These families have some very dirty secrets!

All Internal Cumshots Cream Me - Stepdad thinks he's fucking her friend, but stepdaughter Joseline tricks him into fucking her! Cum Hustler - Jericha figures if she's pregnant she won't have to go to school anymore and she needs her stepbrother to make her plan work out! Cum In Me - Jessica wants her stepdad bad and finally gets his seed while her mom cooks dinner! Using My Stepbrother - Lily has it so bad for her stepbrother that she'll even let him cum inside her!

Get ready to ride tall in the saddle, it's time to start doing what comes naturally. With eight sexy scenes giving you over 2 hours of pleasure get ready to hitch up the wagon and roll in the hay, you may even meet the farmer's daughter....

Alicia (Alina Lopez) is nervously fidgeting, sitting in a pew with the congregation. A sacrament tray is passed towards her, which is the source of her stress right now. She takes the tray, and hesitates, looking down at it. She knows she SHOULD take a sacrament but she can't. Not after she... Alicia bites her lip then passes the tray onward, hoping that no one's seen that she rejected the sacrament. However, when she looks up to where Bishop Bond (Dick Chibbles) sits, their eyes meet. Alicia's stomach churns as the Bishop smiles. When the service ends, Alicia is eager to get out of there but is stopped by the Bishop. Her anxiety spikes when he tells her he wants to see her, although she breathes a sigh of relief when he adds that he wants to discuss her recommendation letter to BYU. However, if Alicia agrees to have sex with HIM, he can cleanse her of her sins...

AVN Award-winning director Will Ryder brings us what he calls "an unusual, frenzied and provocative...1960s era thriller" portraying the libertine existence of the Manson Family cult. "Back in 1967 Charles Manson was a songwriter, a criminal and Svengali who attracted a lot of young girls for his sexual pleasure," Ryder said. "They thought of themselves as a real family and shared their personal belongings including money, love and sexual favors in a commune lifestyle." Jeremy Steele portrays the infamous Charles Manson, who is the leader of this hippie cult where free love is abundant and there's plenty of hippie chicks to go around for the whole family.

As if a spell has been cast over your heart, you become transfixed by the moment. Captivated by animal passions, you are spellbound until the completion of your desires. You're in a sex induced that you can't come out of.

It could be the first time your eyes meet... It could be you've known each other for years... All you know isy ou have to have each other, posses each other, who knows where it will end, the only certainly is you will not be denied.

These supersized whores have enough flesh to go around so a group of plump pussy lovers all work her over together. Giving her plenty of man meat to gobble and loads of fresh cream.

Mr. Niche Studios is back with the latest edition of My Favorite BBW Gang Bang! This latest edition features the lovely and rotund, Bailey Belle! So, if you like to see plumpers get their pussies destroyed, you need to get your hands on this one! Bailey Belle stars in this installment and she is an amazing BBW, complete with big tits, tattoos and an aching wet pussy too! So, cum and watch Bailey take on The Wrecking Crew!

She's a fat fucker!

Want to see a plumper get destroyed before your very eyes? You've stopped by the right place. BBW Rubee is all set and ready to go. Her big fucking tits, flappy stomach and massive rolls will have you rollin' on the floor with joy. As she gets fucked by a variety of men, she can't help by demand the cum of the participants!

Who can get enough of that delectable stuff? Sin is IN! Sink your sweet tooth into this ever pleasing array of delectable delights. Dip your tongue deep in the pleasure zone. When it's as good as this, you're gonna need to share seconds, thirds... and more! Bring along your lover and enjoy the sensuality of Sweet Sin together!

If you're on the make because your cock's got an ache for some sweet chubby cake, then look no further. Watch Minnie Mayhem and her jelly belly get fucked! She will eat cock like she's about to die. If you're into really, really, really fat chicks getting boned to the max, then you have to get on this gangbang!

The infamous Wrecking Crew is back for another BBW gang bang and this time the lucky girl is Trashley Treasures! This buxom blonde is overflowing with curves and her appetite for cock surpasses all others! Watch as she gobbles up every inch of man meat put in front of her, sucks on some balls, and gets gangbanged! Her massive mounds jiggle and shake with every thrust! And when the guys are ready to bust, she smiles pretty and takes each hot load on her pretty face!

Billionaire Tony Stark (Seth Gamble) invented the Iron Man suit for the good of humanity—the horny girls it attracts are a bonus. With his sexy assistant Pepper Potts (Heather Starlet) trying to ride him every chance she gets, Stark must stay focused to save the world. In "Iron Man XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody," Stark proves he's as super on the battlefield as he is in the bedroom. When Iron Man's identity is leaked to the world, his enemies come out of the woodwork to take revenge. Stark's ex lover, Madame Masque (Amber Rayne) wants him dead, and she's gained control of The Hulk (Jordan Lane) to do all her dirty work. Stark's rival, Justin Hammer (Alex Knight), and his daughter, Justine (Gracie Glam) are also after Iron Man, using his technology against him. Iron Man's only ally is a mysterious Russian super-spy, The Black Widow (Chanel Preston).

The mighty Thor battles the Frost Giants and suffers minor wounds...only to be betrayed by his own half-brother Loki, who tricks him into hurtling his hammer Mjolnir to Midgard after assuming Thor's identity to seduce Sif. What follows is a trip to Earth, a fever dream hospital stay, an encounter with The Temptress and The Executioner, and a series of epic battles and even more epic sex.

Five couples race against time to get to the most amazing orgy. Upon reaching their destination they indulge in a lust-filled fuck cluster. Cumshots fly as they cross the finish line.

Duck duck goose... more like fuck fuck jizz!

Some taboos are meant to be broken... Watch a collection of some of our classic scenes featuring River Fox, Sarah Vandella, Christie Stevens, Natalie Knight, Carolina Sweets, Kenzie Taylor, Syren De Mer, Alex Blake, Gabbie Carter and Lauren Phillips.

Forbidden Desires stars Alexis Fawx as wife and stepmother. Fawx is in a tense relationship where she suspects her husband, Dick Chibbles, of cheating, and is starting to develop a romantic relationship with her stepson, Lucas Frost. Dick wants his wife and his son to spend some time with his sister, London River. London is having relationship troubles of her own, her volatile husband, Brad Newman, is relegated to sleep on the sofa. Dick worries about London and wants the two to "visit" under the guise of keeping an eye on London's safety. When Alexis and Lucas arrive at London's house, Lucas is surprised and entranced with his step-aunt's youthful, carefree personality. Alexis senses the sexual tension between the two and her jealousy builds. The two women compete for Lucas' attention and Lucas finds himself torn between two beautiful women in a taboo love triangle.

Babysitter hotties ready to earn extra money from the man of the house! A babysitter with experience is looking for a sexual experience! You have turned out to be a beautiful young woman and big daddy Dick likes the way you tease! I can pay you more, just tell me what you want and you can have it.

Sue brings her friend, 18-year-old Anne, over for a sleepover. John, Sue's father, comes to greet the girls. This is the first time John is meeting Anne and he can't help but check her out. Later that night, the girls are in bed, snoring softly. Anne stirs, sensing a presence beside her. Her eyes flutter open and she sees John lying beside her, silently jerking off.

The most spectacular adult movie of all time comes to life in breathtaking HD color. A terrible twister brings Dorothy to a magical world of sex-crazed munchkins, horny witches, the Tin Man, Scarecrow, & Lion. The XXX porn fuck musical-of-the-century takes you on a hardcore sexual adventure that will blow you away like a Kansas tornado! The greatest porn movie ever! Instant classic!

Paul is over at his best friend Dave's house when Dave blurts out that he had sex with his stepmom, Sharon! Paul is shocked and at first, doesn't believe Dave. They always joked about Sharon having a thing for Dave, but they never actually BELIEVED it... Clara and Beth, sitting across from each other at a table. Beth remarks anxiously that Spencer is late again, and hopes that they won't have to wait as long this time. For their last joint prayer session, he was TWO HOURS late. Finally, Spencer arrives. It quickly becomes clear that he is married to both Clara and Beth. To their shock, he says that the reason for his lateness is that he's been seeing another woman, and he wants to make her his third wife...

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Even though these girls are amateurs, they're nasty little bitches!

So many cocks for Vanessa to enjoy! This is the type of candle she loves to blow on!

When the urges get to be too much and these nymphos need release, they don't hesitate to give in to their carnal demands. Watch them sucked, fucked...and even spanked to get the orgasms - and cum that they crave! These ladies in red will go to your head! Featuring Cherie DeVille, Misty Stone, Nari Park, Riley Nixon and more!

Clowns need sex too, and they're not satisfied with just their own kind.

Stepdad walks in on his wife helping her daughter try on bras, but when mom leaves the room he can't control his desire any longer. Ava thought her stepdad had forgotten her birthday, but when gives her a see-thru leotard she rewards him by putting it on... and taking it off! Krystal is being bullied by the girls at school because they think she's a lesbian. She asks her stepdad if she can post pictures of his dick to prove that she likes cock! A gift meant for his wife, ended up in Kadence's hands. When stepdad realizes the mistake he finds the vibrating gift deep inside her stepdaughter's pussy!

The sheriff of Diablo City is as crooked as they come. He has a plan to steal a valuable deed from a woman by wrongfully accusing her of murder and having her hanged. After an impromptu rescue, four women find themselves both outlaws and unlikely friends in a race against time.

Joshua Lewis brings home his girlfriend Nikki Sweet so she can finally meet his stepparents, Dick Chibbles and Syren De Mer. Joshua is very nervous about making a good impression, especially to Dick, who seems somewhat scary and domineering. As Joshua and his family give Nikki a tour of the house, they arrive at the media room where Dick gets especially boastful and shows off a bookshelf of DVDs with homemade covers and spines with dates written in black marker. Dick tells Nikki that his family is VERY into home movies. Nikki marvels that there seems to be dozens of them. Dick beams proudly and remarks that even though it's all of course digital now, he likes copying them onto DVDs to keep as mementos.

Talk about a cataclysmic event! This hardcore parody takes no prisoners, sending up the wildly popular Fallout video game series in a post-apocalyptic fuck fest that will make fans cheer! The Vaults have never seen this much hardcore action - and the Great War survivors have never had this much fun!

House hunting was never this fun! It's easy to buy a house when you have a realtor that will fuck your brains out when looking at properties. All that sexual pleasure makes house buying easy and fun!!

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When Sophia and her priest discuss burial plans, the girls arrange a membership to a dating service catering to senior citizens. When Sophia starts having wild sex with handsome young men, the Miami household turns upside down. Hilarious situations and hardcore sex breaks out as the Golden Girls get naked, jump into bed and turn up the heat in the funniest porn parody of the year.

Eye Candy Brings you "American Orgy", where these women do their patirotic duties and fuck everyone they can get their hands on!

A couple are moving into a new home to start their lives together only to find out that there is more that dwells within the walls. When strange occurrences start happening they decide to try to capture them on tape. but when the spirits get to the point of physically attacking the couple, they have to call for help to drive the demon from their home. Unknowingly it`s only after one thing…

Welcome to Orgy Nation, where the women are insatiable and the men have pussy on call waiting to be fucked. In this pleasure paradise, you're given a front-row seat to five hard-partying babes who can't wait to be cum-drenched and sore from the wild fuckfest you're about to witness.

In The Addams Family XXX, the Addams children are all grown up now and wreaking havoc on the community. Before Wednesday and Pugsly are off to college, Gomez and Morticia decide it's time to have "the talk" with them and no, not the one about the difference between juvie and the state pen. Adhering to family tradition, Gomez brings Pugsly a hooker, while Morticia attempts to teach Wednesday about sex and masturbation. Always the cleverer child, Wednesday quickly applies what she learned to an orgy hosted in the dungeon. With sex in the air, the rest of the Addams feel the urge to play.

Adult movies have been outlawed in California. Walter White's brother-in-law Hank is a vice cop. He invites Walt who teaches filmmaking to go on a porn bust. After breaking in on a hot anal scene with Chanel Preston, Walt recognizes former student Jessie, who is now a porn star. He conspires with her to trap the governor into rescinding the anti-porn law by secretly filming him, Jessie and Lexi Belle in a hot 3-way. They succeed and porn is legal again, but now that Walt has had a taste of adult filmmaking, will he be able to stop?

Superman saves Metropolis from Lex Luthor's giant missile, but inadvertently frees three Kryptonian criminals, who immediately head for Earth.

With Mac Turner in the coveted lead role of Frank, the deviously flamboyant pan-sexual scientist from Transsexual Transylvania, The Rocki Whore Picture Show: A Hardcore Parody will lead you to absolute pleasure. As the awkward and out of step "hero" Brad, Rocco Reed appears opposite Wicked Girl Jessica Drake, who portrays the sweet and naive Janet. In the supporting cast, Frank's macabre minion Stiff Staff is embodied by Randy Spears, while Nicki Hunter essays the role of the flame-tressed Vagina. Wicked Girl Alektra Blue is on board as Euphoria, a groupie and lover of Frank, while Frank's Amazonian creation "Rocki" is personified by blonde Euro-sex sensation Puma Swede. In a fun twist, Wicked Girl Kaylani Lei teams up with Annie Cruz to personify two new characters - Mona and Lisa.

In the fall of 2010 a group of adult film actors went into the woods of Maryland to shoot a documentary about The Blair Witch, (and shoot porn). They were never heard from again... In 2011 their footage was found.

Dedicated to those fans who like real bush on real women! These magnificent muff mounds are sure to please!

Join aliens and government personnel for an intergalactic adventure sure to tickle more than your funny bone. Ride along as Agents track down evil aliens and make the world a safer and sexier place.

If there's no grass on the field, play ball! Hair Pie, Whisker Biscuit, Fur Burger, Bearded Clam; Whatever you want to call it, we know you love a lush lady landscape. Red Light District & Dillinger Entertainment brings you 5 ALL NEW scenes in every flavor! Blonde, Brunette, Red head, Asian, & Latin 5 Lovely ladies who let their Pussy Hair Grow! !

After losing her horse in an accident, Avery Montgomery gave up riding and moved to New York. A decade later she learns that her now estranged family's ranch is being auctioned by the bank to cover a delinquent loan. The Montgomery's have one chance to come up with the funds to save Thunder Creek: winning the Big Star Horse Trials. Avery must make the tough decision to return to Texas and face her demons...and her old flame and former trainer Grant Meyer.

Tender, fresh girls with a strong curiosity and a sex drive that will drive them over the edge if they don't get fucked properly.

A young woman is often enamored by the strength and stability she sees in the older man in her life - in particular her stepfather. Sometimes it develops into a lot more like these 4 torrid examples of debauchery lay out. Young girls leap into the hearts and on to the cocks of their stepdads as they seek pleasure and a lifetime of happiness by taking their mommy's cock for their own.

All barely legal cheerleaders slutting up their uniforms and cheering up new ways to get off. Don't miss these young whores get their tight twats pummeled by some hard man meat!!

No worms for these apples. They need big, thick snakes. You know you want a bite.

Take a look into the dark and twisted minds of PornFidelity's directors with 4 hot and disturbing scenes! These women don't know what they're in for as they fall prey to depraved desires, only to find themselves loving every minute of their Dark Perversions.

Teen girl Melissa Moore begins to receive anonymous phone calls from a stranger, who does nothing but breathe into the phone. At first, she is creeped out by the calls but, as they keep happening, she realizes that it's probably just her boyfriend playing a joke on her. So, she starts to talk back to the "stranger," playing along, and threatening to find him and expose him for being a pervert ... referencing the fact that she knows who he is! But, no matter how much she eggs him on, he never speaks or reacts. She begins to anticipate his calls and fantasize about their roleplay ... even masturbating about it.

A mother's worst nightmare! Naughty daughters going after moms new boyfriend, cum and witness the betrayal!

This controversial twist on a traditional parody features Pure Taboo's acclaimed blend of challenging and psychologically intense characters, breathtaking cinematography, and some of the best acting in the industry. Anne (Eliza Jane) has always been an orphan. Now that she is eighteen, she hopes she can one day be reunited with the parents who left her behind. But her dreams are mixed with the psychological damages of being a wayward girl in a transition home used for all kinds of under-the-table labor, some too heinous to describe. An environment void of order and reality sees her adopted into the possession of a rich businessman, Mr. Westfield (Derrick Pierce), who's attraction for Anne clouds his judgement, making a scheme to retake Anne, concocted by the lecherous owner of the transition home Mr. Hands (Tommy Pistol) possible. Will Anne survive scandal and manipulation to find where she truly belongs?

You've seen the real show on television, but they always censor out all the good stuff. Not here!... Here we show all the hot fucking action when two families swap wives. The Magee's are a hard working middle class family. The Livingston's are wealthy and enjoy the sweet life. Come watch what goes behind closed doors!

She looks so sweet and innocent but every once in awhile, you catch her watching you. And then, accidently your hands touch and you stare into each others eyes. You know you shouldn't, that she's a forbidden desire, but you want her so bad. And she wants you too. She may be a good babysitter but she's even better at sitting on cock!

Get ready for some blazing hot FFM Threesomes! He decided to spice up their sex life, and she was all for it! Husbands creating their wildest fantasies by bringing home their side pierce to make the best threesome a man can have with his wife! Talk about the best of both worlds! Remember, 'If you can't beat 'em, FUCK 'EM! '

Don't Panic!: It's the end of the world as we know it and Katlyn and Jacob are struggling to find provisions. With growling stomachs they decide to search out an abandoned house they saw earlier on their voyage. Much to their dismay the house isn't abandoned but inhabited by an older man. A man who negotiates a deal between himself and Elena. She and her partner can walk away with enough food to satiate them for weeks but for a price. Smart House Of Horrors: Dylan and Jessica have just moved in to their brand new Smart Home. Impressed with their home' built in AI system, JOY, the couple reap the benefits this new technology provides. It doesn't take long for the couple to discover that JOY is a blessing in disguise. When locked within the house of horrors the couple calls on their realtor, Mrs. Osiris, for help.

Frank, a middle-aged sales rep, takes his step-daughter Nancy with him to work. Bored, she's been taking selfies and ends up caught mid-suggestive pose when Frank's boss, Darryl, walks in. He is the owner's son and newly promoted Senior Sales Director. He fires Frank and says that bringing his distraction of a daughter to work today was the last straw. Looking anxious and agitated, Frank sternly tells his daughter that this is something she must do for him. Nancy is shaking her head at her dad, full of hatred. Finally, she turns to Darryl. "I'm sure your cock is way bigger than my dad's," she says. Darryl puts the moves on submissive Nancy, who is so angry at her father's betrayal that she wants to be as loud as possible.

I kept saying, "Mom, marry him... he's rich and good looking!" But what I didn't tell her was that he was fucking me when she wasn't home! He said he likes watching his fat cock slide in my tiny pussy from behind. He fucks me so much better than the boys my age. They can only last 5 minutes, my Stepdaddy can last 5 hours!!

An interracial cumming of age story! Who's your white step daddy?

Athena Rayne is doing the splits when her stepdaddy walks in the room. Watching her, he's overcome by an intense desire to reach out and touch her. Athena tells him not to touch her but to his delight she adds "not unless you ask me first!" with an invitation like that this naughty stepdad dives right in and gives young Athena a drilling she'll never forget!

You want what? A few nude shots of me? Step daddy, that's gross! Yes, I do want the car tonight. Okay, I'll strip instead for you step daddy. Hurry up and get your video of me. You want me to touch that hard cock? What??? You mean actually have sex with you? Well, I guess it's for the car, but please try not to leave a ton of jizz on my face. Step daddy, I don't want to go to dance because my boobs aren't big enough for the outfit. Want to see my boobs step daddy? Papi I'm so bored. Can we do something together? I have an idea, lets have a tickle fight! Hehe! Can you please let me win though?! You're going to tell mom I'm smoking unless you can photograph my tits? Fine. Now you want to see me totally naked?

He couldn't resist the temptation!

Cadey and Dick are playing their customary game of hide and seek, with Cadey fleeing from the big, brawny Dick, pretending she doesn't want him. But soon, they end up like always: in the guest bedroom Dick dominating Cadey and giving her the fucking of a lifetime! Young Cassidy has been eyeing her friend's dad Tommy for a while now. She gets him alone and though he says no, she persists. Finally she gets him to grab her big, young tits and it's 'go' time! Marcus London is being seduced by young Jessie as he explains to her why they can't have an affair. She's his daughter's best friend! She hunts him all over the house, finally getting to submit on the big white couch in the living room. Penelope has been trying to get her best friend's dad to notice her but he always seems more interested in the paper. But today, while she's home alone with him Penelope decides that it's time to seduce him. She tosses his newspaper away and proceeds to blow him, before she gets what she wants.

Bringing home the "Bucks" has a whole new meaning!

Watch as four sexy, older women make the best bad decisions of their lives.

Peyton Robbie - Steppy, if I tell you something will you promise not to get mad? I took youring pills and switched them with the other blue ones you have! I can see how happy you are by that boner in your pants. You always told me not to shy away from our problems, you know. I'm not shy. Can I help you with your problem? I love you, Steppy!

Four little ladies who are looking for hard lessons in love.

A man has returned to earth after a break of 2015 years, to try and save humanity from itself one more time. But this time, instead of spreading a message of love and forgiveness, he wants to tell people to go fuck themselves... meaning, he wants to get them to get over their shame of sex, to touch themselves and find the bliss within, to masturbate, to literally "go fuck themselves" and leave their shame behind. Because shame, he believes, is the root cause of all the evil in the world. Especially the shame we ascribe to sex.

Young, hot and out of control! These barely legal sexpots have the eager beavers ready to please in every scene!

She Acts Like A Whore To Get What She Wants! - Alex Mae & Tyler Steel This Little Cheater Gets Caught And Pays! - Blair Summers & Dick Chibbles Slutty Teen Gets Pimped & Used! - Brooke Lynn Santos & Tony Rubino She'll Do Anything To Be His Groupie! - Holly Hendrix & Bruno Dickemz There's Only One Way To Punish A Horny Teen! - Rachel Madori & Bradley Remington

Kat catches step-daddy beating off to pictures of her, he gets the real thing! Stepdad discovers Ember web-camming, Luzbel is eager to prove that she'll all stepdaddy needs when she catches his jerking off. Zoey thought that if he watched her doing yoga it would relax him, but all it did was get stepdaddy all worked up.

It's that time once again for the delightfully slutty wives to take over your TV screen. This time they are nasty as hell and their husbands are there to watch every minute of the sexy action. We are going to stretch her wide open and go down to pound town in Vol. 74! Enjoy!

Mr. and Mrs. Valentine are going over the final preparations for their daughter's trip. Becky says her final goodbyes, and hops into the passenger seat of the car. He drops his waving hand and turns to his wife, clasping her hands. "Now come on, we have a lot to do before our new daughter gets here." As he says the words "new daughter", they both look at each other with nervous excitement, the expression of two people about to do something they've never done before but are clearly looking forward to. Standing in front of a flawless suburban home, the members of the Darling family: husband Doug, wife Doris and son Davey welcome Becky . Despite the weirdness of the first night's dinner, this family game they are playing in the living room seems to be helping Becky relax. However, when it’s Darvey’s round, he begins to squeeze imaginary breasts, staring at Becky as he does so. She shifts uncomfortably, looking away.

She got him fired and now she pays the price! Don't mess around with the masters toys! She lost his dog so he made her his bitch! His girl is away but leaves him a new toy to use! A rebellious teen and her evangelical uncle!

Talk About A Hostile Work Environment! - Dakota Vixin & Bruno Dickemz When you fuck up at this job, you get fucked! This Submissive Finally Gets Her Dream Fuck! - Goldie Rush & Bruno Dickemz Her boyfriend can't satisfy her so she dreams of the fucking she wants! This Girl Broke Into The Wrong House! - Kymberlee Anne & Tony Rubino She got caught so now she has to go to jail or get fucked hard! Never, Ever Accept A Ride From A Stranger! - Sally Squirt & JB Rodeo And he seemed like such a nice guy! Some Girls Just Love To Be Punished! - Alina West & Dick Chibbles She loves when daddy punishes her!

The director/stud continues his artistic conceptual porn series with a psychosexual vision starring Dahlia Sky.

Director/Producer James Deen illustrates a dark, twisted tale of ENVY. A woman (Chanel Preston) becomes consumed by feelings of jealousy for the young hussy across the street (Chloe Foster). The woman's tormented mind wanders to extreme lengths... and only extreme measures will extinguish her jealousy and ENVY.

They even come with their own bulls-eyes! It's an epic battle of man vs. titties!

They even come with their own bulls-eyes! It's an epic battle of man vs. titties!

They're finally away from home and ready to open their legs to any new experience! This is what higher education is all about!

They even come with their own bulls-eyes! It's an epic battle of man vs. titties!

Dorm-rooms, Parties, no parents and so much cock for a girl to choose from! This is what higher education is all about!

Sweet, young but no longer innocent! Dorm-rooms, parties, no parents, and so much cock for a girl to choose from! This is what higher education is all about!

It's amazing how good these girls look with a dick in their mouth! They're living life under the lens for your pleasure, and you've got the best seat in the house!

Don't be greedy, there's enough family pie to go around! These horny step fathers, mothers, brothers, and step sisters love to share and keep it in the family. Peak behind closed doors to see how they strengthen their family bonds. Stay for dessert and sample a piece of mom's hot pie!

Whitney was looking for attention wearing skimpy clothes and flirting with her parents guests. When she refuses to stop acting out her stepdad orders her to get on her knees and suck his dick! Then he fucks her while the guests watch!

It's an after school fuck fest with four hard to handle nasty girls who like to break all the rules, after you break in their pussies. They've been sent to detention for being slutty whores who don't study.

When Eden discovers her stepdad has been jerking off to her selfies she decides to turn this into a money making venture. Darcie is learning CPR and her stepdad is more than happy to let her resuscitate his dick! Bobbi has no money and can continue shoplifting or start sucking stepdad dick for cash. Sadie wants to practice her BJ skills and her lucky stepdad is the only guy around!

Tom (Dick Chibbles) sits on a couch, nervously tapping his foot, while his therapist wraps up the session. The therapist reminds the sexual predator of the main goal at this stage in his treatment. It is all about behavior management and how Tom must work on identifying his specific risk factors to develop a plan for preventing harm in the future. When he’s tempted by eighteen-year-old cheerleader Tom starts to get an erection and covers it, pinching himself and trying to keep control. Kim (Jill Kassidy) notices this and smiles, as it becomes clear that she is purposely trying to get his attention. Veronica (Kristen Scott) Fucks Her Teacher (Danny Mountain) after persuading him to improve her grade.

After meeting her new crush online, Kelly nervously gets ready to meet Brent for the first time. She chats with her friend Janice on the phone and talk turns to one of their teachers, a creepy man named Mr. Hughes who seems to have a weird attitude about sex. Later that night, Kelly arrives at Brent's house to meet him. Kelly goes into the house tentatively. Brent? She calls softly. A male voice says 'Hi, Kelly.' Kelly turns toward the voice and her eyes widen in shock. Standing there is an older, meek-looking man. Brent' is not who he seems, and when Kelly finds out what he has planned for her, she'll NEVER be the same.

These horny college co-eds love to get gang banged by cute, studly college guys! Jodi Taylor gets it from two college frat guys AND her professor in a scorching three way that will have you reaching for your cock in seconds! Laela Pryce gets nailed by her boyfriend, his father and a friend! And Kelsey Ruthless also gets her share of cock, as three carefree college guys take it to her! College is all about exploring all your sexual urges...and learning stuff.

Mom and dad are sitting up in bed, watching TV, when Paula enters the room in her robe. She is holding a suspicious glass of water, which she hands to mom. When mom notices her, she tells her how adorable she looks and beckons her over to join them. Later, Paula stares down at her unconscious mother before dad breaks the silence. "Took long enough tonight." he says standing up and starting to remove his pajamas. "Are you wearing what I bought you?" Paula stands up too... almost to disrobe. "Wait." he orders. "I wantto save up for that. First, I think I want to fuck your face in that cute little robe for a minute. My sweet baby girl."

The masterminds at America's dirtiest comedy shop, Woodrocket, have been working long and hard making X-rated versions of the ost unlikely subjects of pop culture. Now Zero Tolerance has collected the cream of their parody crop of this unforgettable collection of hardcore hits that just keep coming, including many scenes that have never been seen by the naked eye. Find out what millions of on-line prevs and comedy connoisseurs already know, that Woodrocket is fucking funny!

Melody is perfectly cast to help catch online predators, luring old creeps to the house. Once the rest of the crew leaves, Cody and Jake know she's a total slut and decide to put her to work for real. Gabbie has made a deal, and it's time to pay up. With a remote-controlled vibrating egg in her teen pussy, she takes commands excellently as her controller watches from a window across the street. When Jill stopped at a full-service station, she wasn't expecting quite this level of service! Zoe is a new young call-girl at the agency, and she's not used to getting customers that look like Chad.

Nina Hartley is a pioneering feminist sex worker, using her body in the service of promoting the fundamental human right to sexual freedom. Active as a performer, director, writer and educator since 1982, her rock-solid commitment to the importance of sex-positive sexual autonomy has fueled Ms. Hartley's career in adult entertainment. Putting to use her degree in nursing, she and her husband, Ernest Greene, have produced the million-selling sex-ed video series collectively known as "The Nina Hartley Guides," from Adam & Eve, currently in its 28th episode. She is, also, the author of "Nina Hartley's Guide To Total Sex."

Getting fucked, one dick at a time!

Daddy got extra money and is willing to spend it on fixing his daughter's teeth. Daddy has a dark secret and wants to see his money worth by letting her suck his big dick and scream when he's fucking her young pussy!

Rosalyn and Danni are sisters who are desperate to go on their class trip but stepdaddy is being difficult. The girls decide that the best way to get a man to say yes is to spread their legs. Anastasia and her stepmom will do anything to encourage stepbrother with his crazy ideas, so when he comes up with an app to make people do whatever he wants (which doesn't really work), the girls play along and satisfy his every desire. Sheila returned with a drink for her date, only to find her stepsister sucking his cock; now the girls are in an all out battle to see which thick Latina can fuck this lucky guy the best! Carolina knows better than to argue with her mother, so when she gets told to suck her stepbrother's dick she gets busy. It was an odd request, but when mom joins in things take a wild turn!

Sadistic boyfriend makes his girlfriend seduce her step-mom under threat of eviction from the house. But they'll find out soon enough that Bradley wants to do a lot more than just watch, and Bradley ALWAYS gets what he wants Trent wants to have a daughter and after losing his wife and another woman who gave him two other sons, he asked April to be the vessel for his daughter in exchange for a lot of money that will help her to go college.

Brenna’s world is turned upside down as her pampered life as a trophy wife comes to an abrupt end. As things continue to spiral out of control, she finds herself in jail with no money or friends. Enter Charlie … a hardened bounty hunter that is desperately running out of time to bring in a dangerous criminal. Desperate, he agrees to bail out Brenna and share the reward money with her if she’ll go undercover in a strip club. With Brenna serving as “the bait”, Charlie surprisingly finds himself falling for the once bratty housewife. Stay tuned as we find out who ultimately gets “hooked”!

After an accident leaves Celeste's wealthy husband confined to a wheelchair, she must find other ways to keep herself satisfied. Soon he begins to suspect her infidelity and hires a private investigator. With his suspicions confirmed, Celeste soon finds herself in danger. But she is not one to back down. Her husband discovers his sweet wife is really a woman with a vendetta.

What would happen if four families each contributed one member to create a new family?

Elsa, Hollie and their mom were getting into their PJs while stepdad got his camera and spied on them! Caught smoking again, Iggy's stepdad is finally dishing out some discipline! Melissa had the house to herself so she decided to go on cam to show off her body and earn some cash. Mila was getting dressed when she caught her step brother spying on her. She was pissed, but it also turned her on. Tomi got home way too late and her step dad was waiting for her! He told her that her mom had to be told.

Bambi Brooks is willing to do whatever it takes to work with her step-dad full time. Kristen Lee It's the 4th and these step-siblings are meeting for the first time. Sophie Sativa Her new step-dad really wants Sophie to like him and tells her she can ask him anything. Stacey Leann wants to be a good step-sib so when her brother pulls a muscle she eagerly rubs it out for him - first with her hands and then with her throat! Summer Day is hanging out while her uncle fixes the sink.

Fuck A Teacher For A Little Extra Credit! She Had No Idea Sex Ed Would Be So 'Hands On!' She Seemed So Innocent! Ahhh, Young Love! Be Naughty In Class And You May Have To Disciplined!

Isabella Nice - Isabella's man is premature, but she's going to train him to last so she can get the satisfaction she's been craving. Well, she gets him to last, but she didn't expect to have her hole filled with his cum! Lovita Fate - Lovita has always dreamed of being a model but when some naked posing gets her all worked up, she encourages the artist to put down his brush and fill her wet canvas with his special paint! Alexa Grace - Alexa has been summoned to service the President. Shocked at first, but eager to do what she can for her country, Alexa spreads her legs wide, proud to make her hole wet again, and takes his full load! Jessica Jewels - Jessica needed a job. When she found a listing for a girl who's good at creampies she thought her baking skills would come in handy. She found out that her pussy what was really in need for this job!

A group of young adults decide to take a trip to a cabin on the lake for some rest and relaxation. At the cabin they find an ancient book and upon reading it they summon an evil preacher that picks them off one by one.

Sexy sisters taking care of stepdaddys dick. These slutty sibs will do anything to keep the family happy!

There's nothing like a sexy dame. Better yet, there's nothing like the symphony of sexy dames on their knees cramming big dick down their throats until their faces distort like cartoon characters. Anissa Kate leads a cavalcade of bag whacking, suck for money chicks who grasp the riggers of their profession with wild abandon and peasant energy. Close your eyes and take a whiff, Piney woods, red hills and sawmills? Nope. It's the dank humus of man blast. Happens a lot when guys gather in groups..... Enjoy!!!

Gia (Ivy Wolfe) and Alex (Whitney Wright) have been secretly seeing each other but their kind of love is not accepted. They have been planning their exit for months now, ever since she found out that Gia was pregnant. Alex knew it wasn't her girlfriend's fault. Her boyfriend Gabriel (Isiah Maxwell) is controlling and manipulative. Several days later, Alex discovers that Gia has a black eye. "We're leaving tonight," Alex sharply whispers. "And I promise you... he won't hurt you or come after you ever again!" Trying to summon up all her courage, Alex slowly takes off her clothes. The man, slowly waking up and assuming it's Gia, gives her breast a squeeze and then moves in to kiss her. His disgusting comments are matched by her aggressive fucking.

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Super fans put on their costumes and take their sex lives to another world. Jessie Saint is obsessed with Dragon Ball Z and loves searching for Dragon Balls. But just as she is about to finish her hunt, she runs into a super Saiyan! She'll do anything to get that last dragon ball, so she drops to her knees, she covers his cock in her spit, and he slides it into her delicious cunt. On Family Guy, Meg always seems to get the short end of the stick. But when Alex Coal steps into her boots, she suddenly gets the thick end! Instead of getting shut down and shut out, she enjoys some special one on one with Peter, and boy does she make it count. This Halloween, Morticia looks a hell of a lot like Audrey Noir and Wednesday bears a striking resemblance to Kate Bloom and everyone seems to be getting down and dirty around the old haunted mansion. The ghouls head to the master bedroom and have an undead, supernatural orgy with the whole creepy family.

This gangbang Granny shows her level of experience in this release from Hard Art, and we are here for it! Starring Vanessa Videl, this showcase is a showstopper!

Sensi Pearl has come to see the coach about trying out for the cheerleading squad. The coach asks what she can do that's so special. She's shows him how flexible she is and it comes in handy in the classroom. Lana Violet has an interest to be with a girl and wants to be with Jennifer White. The coach surprises the two and it becomes a threesome in the locker room. Chastity Lynn hates homework and homework has never been hotter with her coach! Maya Hills gets some training from her coach, with more than just a softball bat. Jazlin Diaz gets more than golf lessons.

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How do male teachers sit in school and look at those hot high school girls and NOT want to fuck them?! I mean, they're slutty, cock hungry and in desperate need of the guidance of an older man! Watch as these horny hotties seduce their teachers right in the classroom! They give blowjobs, get their pussies licked and fucked hard right there in school!

Some taboos are meant to be broken... Watch a collection of some of our classic scenes.

Are you ready for another hot, exciting search for some of the nastiest, horniest cheerleaders around. Come see this new crop of young Nubian hotties try out for a place on the squad. This is what you've been waiting for... The New Black Cheerleader. This time around, these cheerleaders are hotter, nastier, wetter, and hornier than ever. Take a seat and watch some real black cheerleaders that are down to fuck. You won't want to miss out on this series of black cheerleaders!

Watch these lucky stiffs get a lesson from the experts.

A self-destructive woman, teetering on the edge of emotional collapse, checks herself into a secluded, week-long rehab for sex addiction. Her plan is simple—stay guarded, resist intimacy, and endure the program without letting anyone get too close. But the retreat is unlike anything she expected. Behind closed doors, the other women begin to share raw, unfiltered confessions—stories laced with pain, desire, shame, and survival. Each revelation chips away at her carefully built walls, pulling her into a current of vulnerability she’s desperate to avoid. As the week intensifies, the line between therapy and temptation blurs, forcing her to navigate a minefield of emotional triggers and erotic tension. In the end, she must face a devastating choice: confront the darkest truth she has buried deep within herself… or remain forever trapped in a relentless cycle of denial, desire, and self-destruction..

From Multi Award winning Performer and Director comes the story of 'Clout'. Fame is fleeting, but the stakes are forever. When rugged mechanic Miles goes viral, he's catapulted into LA's influencer underworld by slick agent Sheen Willows. But behind his meteoric rise, mobster Jack pulls the strings, a dangerous figure with his own agenda. Complicating things, Jack's former troublemaking lover Hazel had returned to LA and will stop at nothing to free the mesmerizing stripper Celeste from his grasp. In the final showdown, Miles and Hazel must ask themselves - Are you ready to pay the price for clout?

Autumn's smoking hot body and silky smooth kitty are ready for pure pleasure in Beyond Innocence. Zoey's the cute girl next door with the filthiest thoughts you can imagine. The blonde cutie loves to tease, but only the ones who can last get to please. Busty, filthy-mouthed Casi will blow your mind and anything else you can imagine.

Some taboos are meant to be broken. Watch a collection of some of our classic scenes.

Some taboos are meant to be broke. Watch a collection of some of our classic scenes featuring Casey Calvert, Natasha Nice, Lauren Phillips, Jane Wilde and more.

Dahlia must prove that she has honored her part of the contract with Rick, her new husband, if she is to inherit her father's company (worth billions). Dahlia is a lesbian and her father refuses to sign over the company until Dahlia marries and consummates the marriage with a man, with the expectation that Dahlia will produce an heir. Joanne and her husband, Nick have to take care of their goddaughter Avery, even though Avery isn't related to them, after she lost her parents. But as time passes, it becomes more uncomfortable sharing the house with Avery, because she selfishly inserts herself in every aspect of their lives, not giving them any privacy.

Myron (Victor Ray) is still on the run from the man who framed him, Sheriff Johnson (Dick Chibbles). The beautiful and busty bounty hunters Sweet Charity (Angel Youngs), Sweet Sue (Octavia Red), Sweet Pie (Rissa May), and Sweet Melissa (Vanna Bardot) come running out just in time to see Myron use the bike of Biker Bob (Small Hands) to escape. Sheriff Johnson tells the bounty hunters that Myron did something terrible to Sweet Syren (Elizabeth Skylar), but the ladies are skeptical. Later on, Myron tries to beg his ex-girlfriend Sweet Charlotte (Sophia Locke) to take him back and clear his name. The bounty hunters hear that Myron is at Sweet Charlotte's house, so they head back there. However, Sweet Pie is soon distracted when she runs into Sweet Charity's sibling, Trouble (Robby Apples), and decides to fuck him. How is anything going to get solved with so many sexy distractions??

XXX large plump babes hungry for cock! Big, giant, wet pussies, devouring cocks like there's no tomorrow. These full bodied ladies are hungry for cum, and nothing will stand in their way. nothing.

Hime Marie has been into her stepbrother for a while, but when she gets an accidental glimpse of his cock her hormones go into overdrive. Alina Lopez and Avi Love are hanging out and decide to try their take on the Bird Box Challenge. They begin with Alina taking off her clothes and letting Avi blindfold her so she can try to get dressed without vision. Alina's brother walks in on the girl sin the middle of their game and decides to keep his presence a secret.

Set in 1937, this porn parody of the popular comedy act The Three Stooges is a hardcore sexual laugh-fest that features a 10 person orgy packed with gorgeous sluts. Larry, Curly & Moe are unemployed & their girlfriends refuse to fuck until they fund jobs. Desperately horny they try anything to find work and end up in wild sexual situations with beautiful naked girls. Director-of-the-Year Will Ryder delivers an AVN award-contender that will thrill fans worldwide!

Yoga Three 18 yr old sluts decide to take a yoga class. They start off with some simple stretches and positions and slowly but soon the instructor gets a little more "hands on". Sore Loser 3 girls are having a video game competition and filming it. Stripping is part of this game and soon the girls are out of their panties! Drone Hunters The girls are messing around in the pool when the creepy neighbor sends a drone over to spy on them. Sleepover Surprise This week we got a video submission from a father creeping on his step daughter and her friends!

Hot, dark-haired Angel Blaze gets fucked hard. Blonde babe Casi Lynn gets a facial. Horny brunette Elizabeth Bentley loves cock. Ariel enjoys fucking hard.

Jazmin Luv and Penelope Kay are in charge of Penelope's step brother and they tell him he needs to go to bed so they can go out. They try to put him to bed, but he's not tired. Jazmin starts rubbing his dick hoping to relax him. Penelope is hesitant, but eventually he joins her friend in fucking her new stepbrother.

Whether you're looking to impress your plus-sized partner or are a BBW/BHM yourself, you might be looking to take your sex and relationship skills to the next level. Join Jessica Drake, Wicked Pictures contract star and contemporary sex educator, along with very special guest host, smart and sexy plus-size adult star Kelly Shibari. Kelly guides viewers on an in-depth look at what men, women, and couples of size seek in their relationships, and covers everything from body confidence, communication exercises, sex positions, toys, props, and much more.

Dennis is a down-on-his-luck mall Santa who’s one fuck-up away from standing in the unemployment line. After getting caught having a freaky four-way with his coworker elves— which includes his on-and-off girlfriend, Jen— his boss has had enough and finally fires him. With his ex-wife, Kelly, looking for alimony and his horny MILF landlady, Rochelle, hounding him for the rent, Dennis is running out of options. In the spirit of the holidays, Kelly throws Dennis a bone by hiring him to play Santa at her and her new husband’s Christmas party. But when a trio of ragtag thieves burglarize the house and tie up his ex, Dennis will have to prove he’s more than just a lazy prick with a big dick if he wants to save Christmas!