Astrid Wells Cooper

When Clara discovers her deceased mother’s revered ‘Book of Dark Whispers’, she can’t stop reading the strange stories within its mystical pages. Each weird tale reveals a new facet of the twisted human psyche… or the not-so-human, as the case may be. From the horror of grief to sharehouse living disaster, from existential dread to right-swiping vampires, there’s something for all tastes; as long as those tastes are twisted!

Two friends swap bodies the moment they fall in love and are thrust on different sexually-charged adventures as each other over one long, hot weekend.

It’s Christmas Eve and Princess Vial demands her presents... now! Fanshaw and Crudnut must open the Slughole in Time and let Slug Santa out to deliver his presents. Against all odds, they succeed in opening the Slughole and bringing Slug Santa and his reinslugs through. But soon more Slug Santas comes through and very soon ALL THE SLUG SANTAS of past, present and future come through the slughole to deliver presents across the galaxy! And then…