Phil De Carlo

Ethan Green (Daniel Letterle) has no problem finding guys who want to sleep with him or even date him, but finding someone to settle down with is a different story. Given three choices -- a sexy teenager, a hunky jock, or his ex-boyfriend who is about to get married -- will he find a Mr. Right, or is he destined to an unfabulous existence. Based on a popular gay-themed comic strip.

Construction worker Donald is having a hard time getting anything good to eat since his wife has decided to only cook gourmet foods. That and her constant harping causes him to snap, so he whacks her. Somewhere in the confusion he comes up with a new use for the microwave oven, and begins to eat much better. Soon he's experimenting with different recipes. And different meats.

Models all over town are ending up on the wrong side of a razor-sharp blade, and police are baffled by the surgical precision of the corpse mutilation. David, a local photographer who knew a couple of the murdered women, finds his world turn upside down as the streets run red with blood.

An alienated high school senior feels apprehensive about the future.