Mark Drum

After his six-year-old daughter is abducted, a desperate father takes justice into his own hands when he loses faith in the detective leading the investigation, setting both men on a collision course as the search descends into obsession and moral compromise.

Truman, Weasel, and Doug videotape everything! From their Jackass-style pranks and death-defying stunts to their sleazy sexual conquests, they record it all with their camcorder! When a shy girl named April rebuffs Truman at a party, he makes a wager with Weasel and Doug that either convinces April to have sex with him or he pays them a hundred bucks each. Truman invites April to a desolate cabin for the weekend with Weasel behind the hidden camera to unknowingly capture the few, final agonizing hours of April's life!

Carmilla inadvertently infects Ron, Fang, and Corey with her vampirism. Unaware of their condition, these three misfit vampires' hysterical misadventures illuminate the sudden changes in their nature. While attending a support group recommended by Dr. Acula for what is thought to be a medical condition, the three connect back with Carmilla and learn the truth of their new existence. Cast out by Martin and the old vampires, pursued by the determined Eddie Van Helsing, Ron and Carmilla seek to maintain some humanity and lead their menage through the challenges of vampire life in the modern world.