Gabriel Pontello

A fashion photographer and his French models travel to Bangkok.

A beautiful young stripper dreams of becoming a famous film star.

Gianni Dei gets over an injury and is in a wheelchair. He spends his time watching porn and having fantasies.

Barbro and Ulla are two Swedish friends who maintain the myth of Swedish liberty and sexual appetite. Evert and Jan-Olof, their spouses, are not worse, and have competitions about who can give their respective wife the most pleasure.

In the form of an investigative report, Super Woman offers a dive into the world of transvestites and transsexuals who, in 1975, brightened up certain Parisian cabarets such as the Carrousel, the Etrier, the Alcazar or Chez Michou... The latter introduces us to two of its stars, Duduche and Fifi, who evokes his encounters with Sylvie Vartan, whom he imitates to perfection. Then an investigator goes to the Carrousel and meets Claudie, Laurence, Peggy, Albane, Griselleda, Maryline and Kristel.

Jean-Pierre Armand runs a sex shop (the ‘bottega del piacere – shop of pleasure). Caroline Laurie and Roberto Malone are customers who play with sex toys and watch videos. Lots of American and European archive footage is used, heavily and abruptly edited, with sometimes split-second cuts. However, the credits falsely imply that this is all original footage.

A female prosecutor - with a backside that encourages anal sex - tries to fornicate with dependent prisoners. One prisoner is particularly aware of this before his release. Two police officers assigned to shadowing have apparently confused "shadowing" with "mating". They also fulfill all their sexual desires at the expense of the state. Pretty, well-grown girls and bright housewives show in this movie that a penis does not always belong in the vagina... The fact that the colored butler has a particularly strong sex drive is not surprising for the perverted and nymphomaniac maid...

Exasperated and disgusted by the behavior of the men they frequent, several young women from a small village create a women's club: the club Sabines. They are about ten. Their first decision is to rent a mini-car to spend a weekend in Paris. But the men of the village are unhappy. They organize a commando that intercepts the mini-bus in Paris and forces members of the Sabines club to "confess", naked, in a cellar. One of them, however, manages to give the alert and one of their friends, a rifle in hand, can deliver them. The uncovered kidnappers will then be forced to cook, wash the dishes and serve naked in their turn, the young women. Men and women will finally be reconciled during a pleasant evening.

A famous porno movie, a big budget production and Sarah's first porno film. Delightful girls enjoy the sex fun but the film is stolen at the end by Sarah in a revealing duo sex scene. Definitely a film to be seen again and again

Taija Rae stars in EASY ACCESS, PLENTY TO GO AROUND, PARTY DITCHERS, THE MOCKERS, SEX ON CAMERA, TRIBAL SEX, EXPERIMENT: PERFECT LOVER.

Among the most famous films of Cicciolina. Cult absolute, even for the 'now famous scene of shitting.

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Sex and intrigue take place in the world of fashion.

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Marilyn Jess is back on the scene and ready to heat things up with her sizzling sexuality! The explosive and exciting meeting between Marilyn Jess and Olinka will make your pants tent when you witness the passionate lesbian play! Together for the first time, they evolve in a maze of hellish perversity where these horny creatures are ready to bare it all, and indulge in the obsessive sexual libidos that they've held in check for so long! Cum follow them as they engage in all forms of passion and perform some of the kinkiest sex act for extreme pleasure. A treat for which spectators have been waiting for with enthusiastic welcome during its release on April 2, 1986 from ALPHA-FRANCE movie theaters.

Two men and two women are walking thru the alps when one by one the girls disappear. Has the man who is following them something to do with it?

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Les Delices du Tossing (literally translates to "The Delights of Tossing"), the 1983 Gerard Kikoine French sexploitation movie starring Cathy Stewart, Patricia Samba, Christine Schwarz, Marianne Aubert, Marilyn Jess, and Alban Ceray. It appears this movie was never released in the U.S.

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Cécile, a lonely spinster goes to a dating agency to find a man. The agency's computer picks Xavier for her and thus the couple meet. They fall for each other and...

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Rosalie goes to the big city (Zürich) to work as an assistant to Dr. Palmer. Advised by her colleague she changes her outlook from a sweet, nice girl into a sexy woman, and immediately gets an invitation to spend the weekend with the doctor. When her fiancé comes to visit her, but does not find her home, he and the doctor's wife have a nice time together, then make a plan to get their partners back on the yearly masked ball.

At her palatial estate, Miss Isabel is interviewing private-duty nurses to take care of Jacques, her horny bedridden cousin. But, the only one who ends up getting "bed ridden" are the nurses.

The head of state of a small African country arrives incognito on a visit, but causes scandal and trouble with his wild parties and sexual escapades.

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The films stormy action revolves around the life and death rivalry between two gangs. Ceasar, an ex-lawyer convicted of malpractice is now a spoiled gigolo thriving in the Paris underworld. After kidnapping the beautiful seductress (Marilyn Lamour), he exposes her to his perverted passion which she soon embraces with ravenous lust.

A glamour photographer helps Traci understand her sexuality.

A teenage boy named Eric already has a gorgeous sweet-natured brunette girlfriend of his own age group, yet he develops a lustful crush on a considerably older flaxen-haired women named Helene.

As an expensive call girl prepares to receive her next client, she reflects on her life and how she got into "the business".

Cathy is a former prostitute who has come to a little village in Provence. She falls in love with a young farmer, Simon. Her former pimp, Tony, finds her and forces her to work again for him. Cathy tells the truth to Simon who frightens Tony with the help of the other villagers. As the couple celebrate the end of Cathy's nightmare, Tony dies in a car accident.

James Bande poses as a photographer and journeys to Thailand with a couple of beautiful models in tow for a case.

A series of sexual assaults is plaguing the city, and when the police discover that the victims are patients of the sinister Dr. Corte, they begin to investigate the doctor further.

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Three young American girls on a trip through Europe pay a visit to the notorious Backdoor Club in Munich, Germany, and are given the grand tour.

The protagonist of the film will have five hours to avoid a sentimental disaster and will be forced to undergo infamous blackmail that will drag her into a vortex of perversion.

Although the beguiling Paulette appears as a well-to-do grande dame, her sumptuous establishment holds stiff surprises....

A very pretty brunette comes home from her horse riding course. She looks in the mirror, undresses and caresses herself with her whip. Then the film takes us deep into the realm of debauchery with men who are sodomized by utensils by women in boots in black leather.

Julie is cycling along a country lane when she is knocked off her bike by Edouard's limousine. He and his chauffeur pick her up and take her to his mansion to recover. Edouard's wife, Louise, is out and the maid, Ingrid, is dusting a high shelf. Edouard cannot resist groping Ingrid and then going down on her as she lies on the table. He gets the chauffeur, Armand, to join in for a threesome. Armand cums first, giving her a facial, and then Louise arrives home. Armand helps her with her bag and presses a buzzer to warn his employer of his wife's arrival.

The mourners return from the funeral and begin to 'console' each other almost immediately.

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A journalist working on the lonely hearts column and a photographer both work for the same magazine edited by Dominique Aveline. The film begins with her reading the letter of a female reader telling about her liking for lovemaking in cold places. The editor comes in, reads the letter, and suggests a hottest-couple-of-the-year contest.

Every day "Mom" goes to work, leaving her daughter to organize her day. While "Mom" knows a life of turpitude, depravity and debauchery of all kinds because it is in a very private hostess club, her daughter tastes the sexual freedoms of the permissive society of her time...

George is married to Muriel, a young middle class woman who won't fulfill all of his sexual desires. Yet, she will fulfill them for other men and women she wants to fuck!

This compilation of their absolute best scenes is a film for the gourmet. German Bestseller from Teresa Orlowski

An unexpected trigger strikes Alexander's libido when we finds his young and pretty but sexually frustrated girlfriend coming to pleasure in the arms of his valet. Two possibilities to deal with this sticky situation: to chase him or to team up with him. What will he decide?!

Cunning diamond-thief Laurent who fell out with his partner and is trying to get the deal done on his own. Needless to say his former best friend is anything but cool with it and therefore trying to get hold of the goods himself. Fortunately for Laurent his abilities as bootlegger are surpassed only by his shagging skills - so his female acquaintances help the lucky bastard out time and again.

This classic film from the 1980s features the legendary, nay, the godlike Teresa Orlowski in her purest form. Ignore the 80s hair sometimes bushy pussies, because this is a traditional porn through and through. A nice plot sets up the scene and then you'll see your usual antics with sex and blowjobs galore. Nothing competes with a classic.

A playboy seduces a lovely young girl in a cafe even though her fiance is there. Later he meets her at her place where he throws her on the sofa and forces her to perform his wildest fantasies!

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A new bride (Régine Bourgeois) is ignored by her husband on their wedding night, but then initiated into all kinds of debauchery with the help of other men and two other women (Christine Leval, Valérie Seller). This begins with the bride, in black stocking and black veil lying in a hammock while one of seven candles is lit and another girl has sex on the floor. One candle is lit and one 'outrage' per day is committed until all seven candles are lit, the new bride gradually joining in.

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A young woman inherites an appartment which is used to make a porn movie. In her dreams she meets a young pianist who gives her a good anal fucking. She also sees some group of people having sex with each other. After that she's getting more and more involved in the shooting of the movie.

Russian spy Natacha is sent to Lyon by her surly superior to retrieve mysterious blueprints that would enable air traffic to double. The engineer responsible, Bertrand, has hidden these invaluable plans behind a painting in the apartment of his semi-serious girlfriend Gaby.

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A young girl runs away from a boarding house and takes refuge in a house she believes to be abandoned, but to her astonishment, every time she opens a door, she discovers couples locked in each other’s arms, making wild love. She eventually joins in...

Cathy Stewart runs a brothel in that basement apartment. Her working girls sit waiting around while one of them takes on the latest client. Jean Laroche is satisfied with Marianne's panties. Christine takes on Guy Royer, but Gabriel Pontello is favoured with the madam herself.

A serial killer is making the streets of Paris unsafe. At the same time, Carole drives through the streets and picks up horny men because she is bored with her husband. Soon their paths will cross...

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Sophie, petite fille perverse: Directed by Michel Berkowitch. With Cathy Stewart, Marie-Claude Viollet, Gabriel Pontello, Morgane.

The family decides to take a vacation at the villa outside the city, but the quiet life won't happen.

What happens when six carefree young girls arrive at Ibiza, having lost all their money on the boat? They have to get a part-time job! And guess what these carefree girls do to get that job as quickly as possible? Of course! They have sex with hairy men!

While Mr. Oulard is philandering with a hitchhiker, his black mistress and a disco pick-up, his villa on Ibiza is invaded by three thugs who force themselves on his wife and his wife’s friend, and then also his daughter and his maid. After making them perform various sex acts with each other and the thugs, they take them aboard a yacht where Captain Finch (who has previously helped Olinka after her bicycle got a puncture and had sex with her on his motor bike) is asleep. More perversions follow.

The film is about a fortune-teller played by Nessy Grant, who prefers to drive her clients to sexual climaxes rather than predict their future through her crystal ball. A catfight with Marie-Claude Viollet also ends up in hot lesbian action, with M-C playing her usual role as supporting character, such as in Annonces spéciales pour couples vicieux (also directed by Alain Payet, with almost the same cast), Les Délices de l'adultère and Couple cherche esclave sexuel, when she appears in the second part of the film to participate in orgy scenes. Part of the final orgy has also been used in Sophie aime les sucettes.

Philippe and Marilyn are a bourgeois couple who will indulge into all their fantasies with their maids and friends.

Professor Rasputin and his wife Dr. Christina run a special clinic to help those suffering from sexual problems. In reality, neither are what they claim to be and use the establishment for their own kinky kicks. In his case that involves prowling around in the country outside Paris, picking up teenage hitchhikers, strangling them and dumping their bodies in the woods. His loving spouse is also involved.

The lovelife from Michel and his wife has become pretty boring, and so everyone goes for his own way. But as the lovepairs meet in the shared summer residence, the chaos is just perfect, and everyone plays a little game with each other...

Two sisters with contrasting attitudes toward sexuality share a home—one reserved and emotionally distant, the other curious but hesitant to fully explore relationships. Their personal lives intertwine with the people around them at a magazine focused on sexual topics, shaping their experiences and perspectives.

Manuella is a young and rich heiress married to Jean-Pierre. The latter is the director of the company owned by his wife, who merely signs contracts and invoices. Manuella suffers from a trauma that dates back to adolescence, when she witnessed the rape and then the murder of her older sister Nathalie by a simple-minded man. A shock she never recovered, which leads regularly to depression, even violent crises requiring treatment that administers her husband through bites. In order to change his ideas, Jean-Pierre takes his wife to winter sports, in Haute-Savoie where he rented a chalet. He meets his mistress Françoise, accompanied by her Patrick, his friend, who is aware of the liaison of his girlfriend with Jean-Pierre. In fact, the latter, with the help of Françoise, plans to sink Manuella into irreversible madness, in order to seize his property.

Ellen Earl, in her role of an American nymphomaniac arriving in a small village of the Alpilles - where she organized particularly perverse sexual games while seducing the crossing rough local playboy - is beautiful, exciting and vicious to a fault. A cult film, warmly applauded by an enthusiastic public which discovered for the first time the "XXX Provencal cinema" in the release of this film on December 8, 1976 in the ALPHA-FRANCE movie theaters.

Karin Schubert in greed and Ecstasy - a stunning trip through the depths of sexual confusion - let you show off how passionate and uninhibited the porn - Diva from Italy their perverse desires satisfied. She gave up her career as a serious actress continued to live out of only their pleasure in front of the camera. Today, Karin is the much-admired diva of the porn film. It is appreciated by their fans up in the innermost of the labia and courted. She is the highest paid star of the adult movies.

Young Patricia has been sent to the estate of the wealthy Vincent to be educated in the ways of sex, though he lets vivacious maid Jeanette do most of the teaching. The guests, owners and the staff of the villa share a fetish for black stockings and indulge in all kinds of sex.

Gina, a hooker and François, one of her clients decide to open up a spa, but with one catch - the "masseurs" are also hookers, and while the clients are being taken care of, they can also watch as other clients are being attended to. Matters come to a head when one of the female clients spots her husband in the next room.

Madame Nadia takes her girls on the road to cater to their customers on vacation.

Eleonore lives in the country with her grandmother. She has a flirt, too shy. She dredges her riding teacher, Daniel, vicious and delighted with the bargain. She even shares it with one of her vicious friends. While she is arrested in the forest, she is raped by two hunters. Their consume consummated, it threatens them of their weapon and gets a job with one of them. In the office, she rapes one in turn, in "his" way, then she participates in a fine part ....

Bob Lane is (or dreams of being) a private detective with a secretary Cynthia with whom he has sex on the office desk. He dreams of saving Tatiana from burglars and receiving her gratitude in physical form. His secretary has sex with the gasman to avoid paying the bill. Nightclub singer Diane is having an affair with an older man, Freddy Raclay. They play games where she is a dominatrix. Freddy's wife Edwige is having an affair with Raoul and experiments with anal sex with him and her husband. Diane is kidnapped by two gangsters who have sex with her (faked DP). She is rescued by Tatiana, but they have a fight and g/g session in the mud before being hosed down by Bob. In the end it all turns out to be his dream.

Véronique writes her sexual adventures in her diary. She has come to Paris to work as a maid for a notary, Pierre. She soon catches him with her charms by letting him watch her having intercourse with people like the chauffeur, the gardener's daughter, the butcher's delivery boy, and even them all together. She eventually gets married to Pierre on condition that he lets her free to have sex with whoever she fancies (always watched by him, of course).

In order to not to go alone skiing, Michel speaks to Mrs. Paul who finds him a girl for the occasion. Inadvertently, he confuses her with Jacqueline, who is convinced he is the man that she was supposed to meet thru a matrimonial agency. Regardless, in his cottage or on the snowy slopes, Michel spends pleasant moments between his new friend, the maid Alice and a liberated couple. Meanwhile, Jacqueline dreams of stability and pairs off with the shy Eric.

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Body-body à Bangkok featuring Brigitte Lahaie

Lesbian themed sex movie with an orgy at the end. Apparently the American release was re-edited into randonmess.

Vincent thinks his wife, Geneviève is an awful bore, but she turns out to be an insatiate nymphomaniac. One evening they have a party at home, a few couples are invited. A woman seduces all men at the party. Geneviève obviously feels uncomfortable with the situation. What's more, Vincent requests her to have sex in front of the audience but she runs away. In the end, however, she throws another party to fulfill his request.

Three girls are arrested under false pretenses and transferred to a small private prison that caters white slaves to rich sheiks.

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Roland, a handsome forty-year old businessman, is quite fond of his lovely wife, Doris - but that doesn't stop him from taking advantage of the lovely young girls who are always attracted to him. Not that Doris isn't open minded, however - after seeing an erotic movie with her husband, the couple ends up going with a lovely young woman and engaging in a torrid threeway affair. But this erotic interlude leaves Doris with a bad taste, and she gives Roland the perfect opportunity to bring home all the girls he's ever wanted; and Doris gets a chance to live it up with Didier and his best friend.

Sex vacations in the Alpilles in the company of the very hot Angele and Mariette, two delightful kinky Provencal - maliciously interpreted by Daniele David and Carole Stresse - bursting in to encounter hot and perverted with the rooster of the village to the chagrin of two children of the village whom have become Parisians and are preparing to return, low tail, to the capital. But on the way back...

Porn star Taija Rae is an erotic actress who truly could pass as the girl next door. That's because she had anything but typical porn starlet looks. Taija Rae had a fuller, rounder figure than most of her 80's contemporaries, with wide hips and huge natural breasts. With a face that radiated sweetness and wholesome good humor, she came across more like a kindly elementary school teacher than the lusty porn veteran. Taija's appeal can be traced to her uninhibited way with a sex scene. Once Taija gets going, she exudes intense erotic heat and displays a tirelessness and enthusiasm that belied her outward appearance. Her innocent demeanor turned into a lusty ardor when paired with men or women, and it's just this unexpected wholesomeness that made her down-and-dirty sexual antics all the more exciting to watch!

Alpha France is back with yet another blast from the past! It's a fabulous resemblance with Marilyn Monroe that made Olinka a goddess of all fantasies. It inspired Michel LeBlanc, her appointed Director, to have her go through a variety of sexual situations and scenes that she will reach through a high libido. Marilyn My Sexy Love is in the history of the Cinema X French as legendary as that which it bears the name.

In the school of life our heroine will do her apprenticeship...

The gorgeous spouse of a VIP is taken right in the midst of Paris, then a big ransom is demanded. Rhythm and action. Cash and sex. A great movie with amazing, wanton girls without any taboos.

Money can't buy you everything, but it sure goes a long way for all the fun that one of the richest men in France is having. Wine, women, and more women make up his modern day harem. He traipses around Paris, tasting the joys of scintillating new flesh. That is, after his trusty butler breaks them in with a suitcase filled with tools. An endless parade of flesh sets this Casanova on a mad search through the bedrooms of Paris for a cure for Flesh Fever!

Olinka is forced by circumstance to become a prostitute at a brothel run by Dominique Saint Claire with the help of Gabriel Pontello.

Laura and Chloe go on a summer holiday in Switzerland, near the holiday home of Hugo, his wife and daughter Bridget. Chloe is Hugo's mistress. Laura telephones her boyfriend from the hotel lobby, watched by Hugo and he follows her to her room and they have sex, not realising each other's identities. Bridget helps Gabriel Pontello get away from a farmer who is chasing him. Dominique Saint Clair meets her lover Christophe Clark who is camping in a field. Laura and Chloe go for a walk and sunbathe on a bridge across a stream. Christophe spots them and sneaks up and has sex with Chloe. Gabriel Pontello has sex with Bridget as she leans out of a window talking to her mother. Laura and Chloe spy on Christophe and Dominique Saint Clair having sex in the tent. They then meet Bridget who invites them to lunch. All the cast then have lunch and then Hugo and wife drive off. The rest then party in the barn. Hugo and wife turn back and for some strange reason go into the barn ...

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Lena, the operator of a lingerie shop where she models the merchandise for some of her male customers in order to make a sale, is approached by a mysterious woman.

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Two girls on vacation in the country promise to do without boys for the duration of their stay. But a beautiful curly - who, according to one of the girls, has no erotic imagination and thinks only to be satisfied - their phone without warning and informs them that he spent the last months watching pornographic movies. They therefore agree to see him again. He sets the appointment at his uncle's villa and promises them captivating erotic games.

Spain, mysterious and passionate ... It is an erotic fantasy for many tourists. So the brave matador performed by Gabriel Pontello indulges in passionate sexual joys with his fans. Moreover, on bullfighting it is clearly less common than on fans.

Christine Beaugrand invites a group of friends to her country home for a duck hunt and a lot of sex.

Johnny owns a bar in Paris and Shelly comes looking for a job as a waitress. She gets a job as a bartender and meets Ed who is running a competition for a fashion magazine to find "the girl with the million dollar legs". Ed has an eye for the ladies and wants Shelly to join the competition.

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Toni Duval is a promising office. Sandrine is his lover and one of his extraordinary sexual conquest. She persuaded him to make good use of this ability, so she arranged him as a happy man to work in a woman's house run by Mrs. Ilma.

Cicciolina is writing her diary, and is obviously reminiscing a variety of sexual escapades, the first is a kind of outdoor satanic orgy, where Cicciolina is the main focus of attention. The second scene has Cicciolina as a nun, in which she takes on three masked men in the church, with another nun joining in later on in the scene. The third scene involves another outside orgy around a campfire, with again Cicciolina being the main focus of attention, the last scene is in some kind of dungeon, with most wearing fetish/rubber gear, at first Cicciolina and a bloke, with others joining in later on in the scene. A dark, gothic kind of movie, but with the usual mix of straight, group, anal, bondage, fisting and watersport action.

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The beautiful Muriel comes to spend her vacation with her friend but everyone mistakes her for a notorious girl named Lorna. Now they are trying to find out whether she is really Muriel or Lorna.

A young woman has sex with everyone that visits her mansion.

Carolyn Grace has an older husband who insists she wear very old-fashioned night clothes and is obviously unexciting in bed. She has lots of fantasies, triggered by chance events and encounters.

De Palmer tracks down perversion in a bourgeoisie that leads us to the altar of an initiatory sacrifice, with Jacques Marbeuf leading the ceremony.

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Coup d'état in a small South American country. The perpetrators of these troubles are a paranoid government, formed of a handful of perverse ministers who, inside the Presidential Palace, imperturbably debauchery the women of the world and the small staff of the Presidency. Outside, the Revolution is raging. An American journalist arrives in this golden hell of orgies and lust. This depraved government is far from imagining that the beautiful American woman only indulges in these sexual effusions to facilitate the entry into the Palace of the pack of revolutionaries who will resolve the country's political problems in the orgy.

Lady X 1: Lady Winter's Lover

Olinka is the nurse in charge of a sex clinic - the 'Clinique Montretout'. The sex therapy provides an excuse to show videos and thus archive footage.

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Caballero presents this compilation of classic smut that has been re-digitized for DVD. The gorgeous French blonde Olinka is featured in this never-seen-before volume of scenes from the 1980's

Cum watch these hot, European babes model their assets before they get their pussies drilled by these well hung studs standing on the sidelines. These cock-crazed hotties are so horny, and eager to suck on a fat cock. They do it all! Oral, anal, and double penetrations that will drive you crazy! And they do it all just for you!

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Shades of Passion

Bande returns, this time played by Gabriel Pontello, to face the formidable Doctor Gode, embodied by the sublime Marilyn Jess

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Part of the Teeny Exzesse Collection

Claudine, Tania and Sylvia are call girls. They satisfy the wishes of their clients, amateur photographers, scoptophiles, exhibitionists, and sado-masochists.

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A young girl first loses her mother and then finds herself very lonely after the departure of her uncle. What to do? Everything is so scary. Fortunately, she will find some friends who will take care of her, females and males. And guess how it will all end… in a nice orgy.

German hardcore production featuring French pornstar Delphine Delage

The plot is about a very special club located near the Eiffel Tower. What is going on there is in fact archive footage.

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An old castle near Paris. The star dominatrix is hosting a gathering. A young man isn’t quite sure if he feels comfortable in his own skin, but he knows he’s crazy about the woman next to him. With unbearable arrogance, she keeps him on the edge of his seat. He has no idea yet that he’ll fall hopelessly for her and will soon be wearing a leather harness under his designer suit...